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Had a lot of fun with everybody today. Got hot enough to fry an egg on a car hood, but hey. Jubes, you better bring it with the light show tonight, I'm bringing the good vodka and the European Skittles.

Also, beer pong tonight. And I've got like three corn hole thingies and ten bajillion bean bags. We're gonna have a good time!

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bro. BRO.

Is that bracer the only thing you're wearing in that picture?

IF he puts on a shirt because you are being cheeky, I expect you to make it up to us.

No, I just want to know if he's being...

Cheeky.

:D

If I have to tolerate this ridiculous holiday I expect pretty men.

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I mean.

If he was completely naked I'm sure someone would've screamed loud enough to alert us. My bet's on Maya or Molly.

Both. At the same time.

Wait, no. That suddenly sounds really, really wrong.

clinto. hon. BRO. i just facepalmed so hard.
p h r a s i n g

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you can take boy out of the Midwest...

I think I'm still drunk from pride.

I'd say something about it being a whole week since then, but I'm still finding glitter in my hair.

I'm kinda surprised there wasn't a riot.

there's glitter everywhere.

this is what happens when you take me to pride, matthew. glitter everywhere. for weeks.

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I know how to have a good time, bro.

cornhole.

bro. no.

Bro, yes.

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Americans are strange.

And how good of vodka?

xavier's americana 101: show up, bring food or booze or help cook food and mix drinks, watch the people with light and fire powers show the fuck off.

he's dumping the skittles in them, so better than the stuff in what looks like a gas can that's just labeled "Vodak" with some vaguely cyrillic looking letters underneath, but possibly not something you want to drink if you like your vodka pure.

I think we have very different notions on what good vodka is.

Also, what is cornhole? I looked it up and I do not think I am searching for right words.

Not only are Americans weird, English is weird. So you can have picture of Boris.

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Very good vodka. Ask Tasha, she recommended the brand to me. Обещаю, я не испорчу хорошую водку.

The Skittles go in the sorta mediocre vodka.

Лучше не надо.

No vodka, but I've got my noise-muffling earplugs in. The whole Robin Hood: Man in Tights thing is a good look for you.

Thanks! You're in for a treat with Jubes' lightshow. She goes bigger and better every year.

Every year we bring her sugary offerings from places strange and far flung. I am convinced that her fireworks improve with added sugar.

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