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Happy New Year.

2022 better get its shit together.

Hangover breakfast in the main kitchen.

I'm making bacon and sausage. If you want something other than bacon and sausage, you're gonna have to make it yourself. Chances are I'll burn it by accident. Make enough to share, cause sharing is caring.

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Don't suppose you could send those to Puerto Vallarta...

Sorry, friend. This bacon and sausage is an Xavier's Main Kitchen exclusive.

oh thank you. Foggy and I were drinking mead in honor of LOTR

Not in honor of Thor?

Also, don't think I didn't backread these journals, bro. Totally found that one where you asked about finding underwear that fit. You better not be wearing Foggy's when you guys get down here.

what makes you think he wears underwear?

I've met the Fog-Meister.

I'm honestly surprised you ever managed to get him out of them.

seriously? have you MET the Fog-Meister? Keeping him IN them is the challenge!

I mean, you shouldn't slut-shame your main man, bro.

Never. It's one of his better qualities.

Virtual fistbump, bro.

also, if a tendency to remove your underwear is all it takes to make someone a slut, then that's a helluva low bar

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I mean, I inferred he was going without for a very specific reason, so...

My bad, if he just likes walking around commando.

Sometimes he likes to helicopter.

Quick in an out via vertical landing and takeoff?

mmmm. I think I'll leave it to your imagination

Sounds more like we're leaving it to yours.

Are you two even gonna make it down for hangover breakfast?

alas, we're not 20 anymore.

so yes.

Wait are people really hungover? I thought that was a joke. I’ll bring the good coffee down and some cheesy hash browns.

I mean, it's mostly just breakfast in general, but like. Some of us overindulged in the vodak for reasons not related to the New Year and I'm not gonna judge anybody for how they handle stress or whatever.

Okay, yes, fair. Well I’ll bring stuff down to share as well, and then, an aside here: I was wondering if we could set up time to talk about the alerts and Avalon-portal?

Awesome!

And yeah, sure. What'd you wanna talk about so far as the portal's concerned?

Mostly I know some people are monitoring it and if it’d be possible for me to join those ranks or hep out in any way. To be honest I’m not concrete in my thoughts on it, which is why I’d like to talk about it.

Absolutely. Whenever you like -- during hangover breakfast, while I'm on for monitoring later. Whatever's good for you.

Sounds lovely. I'll make a big pot of tea - I received an assortment at Christmas.

Never lend anything on New Year's Day if you want good luck for the year! ... anyone else have any traditions for New Year?

So far as traditions go, hangover breakfast's the big one for me. According to my brother Barney, it dates back to a time I can't remember when our bio parents were alive.

Thank you for including me in your traditional New Year hangover breakfast! It was delicious.

You're welcome any time.

Pork, black-eyed peas and collard greens for New Year's Day. Cooked to my grandma's recipe.

That sounds wonderful. I haven't had this dish, but I do like pork and beans.

I got eggs. BOY do I got eggs because I apparently BOUGHT CHICKENS in the fall, and holy shit they lay a ton of eggs.

Omels courtesy Miss Yolko Ono, Miss Eggatha Christie, and Miss Lindsay LoHen.