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So I know I've been under a rock for the last two years and change, but I definitely didn't miss Tremors 14 and Snarknado 11. I'm assuming the same stuff that's going on with everything else is messing with SyFy's programming... I need way more vodka than I currently have if I'm gonna be catching up on all these movies.

Also, I am recording this shit.

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Where's the entire truckload of booze you owe me, asshole.

Currently dissolving Skittles.

Obviously not the part you owe me, then.

Definitely not that part, no.

Did you catch the ad for Frognado Five? Cause that is NOT a thing I remember existing and I wanna know if it's like

1 big frog or like a lot of frogs

Yes.

What even are these subtitles? I tried to change them to English and that's not even an option but somehow Neutonian is? What?

And don't even get me started on Lavalantula Seven.

Recording everything.

I guess Doug's gonna be busy for WEEKS on this

Doug told me I had an AU kid visit via text message.

Doug can sit in the corner learning insane languages while he thinks about what he's done.

Yeah, he's full of robots, so he's been weird for months.

He's what?

Aw, what the fuck?

a'ight so

nanites invaded the mansion, some shit happened, Doug got his arm burned off (I KNOW RIGHT?) and I guess he ate some nanites or some shit and convinced them to be the good guys now because now he has a nanite arm and his blood is made of robots.